The Join Lily of Switz got Lazy 352 is a colossal, safe nation, remarkable for its ban on automobiles, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The hard-working population of 8.146 billion Join Lily have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Public Transport, and Law & Order are also considered important, while International Aid is ignored. The average income tax rate is 18.6%.

The Join Lily economy, worth 428 trillion Join Lilies a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, and Gambling. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 52,618 Join Lilies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Members of the government all have oddly similar anecdotes about their childhoods, going on a diet invalidates your passport, there is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality, and adult magazines are having a sales resurgence as internet anonymity disappears. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Switz got Lazy 352's national animal is the Join Lily, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Switz got Lazy 352 is ranked 127,817^th in the world and 4,459^th in Suspicious for Most Corrupt Governments, with 6.26 kickbacks per hour.